05 December 2006
Ok so it's not as bad as I led everyone to believe. It's not a hack job. But...I'm a perfectionist when it comes to this haircut. I told him I wanted a Louise Brooks and he had no clue. Shouldn't it be against the law for a hairdresser to not know this actress who made this classic bob cut famous? I'll admit, I'm tough with this.
So here I was sitting in the chair, he's blow drying and chatting, and in my polite way I said, "I have to ask you something, are you going to give me bangs?"
I had pictures! Then the bangs were way too long, and I said shorter please. I never ever have stylists redo things, but this time I did and it's still not right. So let me tell you what is not right. There needs to be more bangs. The hair flips are too much in my face. And the back, needs to be VERY angled. If I could fix this myself I would.
Once I went to,(and it was the last time), to some hair cuttery zoo place in Hotlanta, and the gods must have been upset with me because they gave me the worst stylist ever. She was and I cannot make this up Miss Swan from MADTV.
I had pictures for another haircut, and she cut my hair exactly like hers. I was so upset. I think I was going to a Flaming Lips concert that night. I was horrified.