Samsies tagged me awhile ago with this meme.
It's very amusing because it's arbitrary. It can be as personal or impersonal.
I'd rather be a Selkie than a Water horse. (Water folk legends)
I'd rather be a pizza than a bowl of spaghetti. (Italian food)
I'd rather be British Elle than Italian Vogue. (Fashion magazines)
I'd rather be Gauguin than Van Gogh. (Post impressionistic painters)
I'd rather be Ultravox than Spandau Ballet. (Somewhat unloved UK bands)
If you laughed at this little meme, than you must do your own.