Have you ever tried watching a drugged out, profanity and sex filled movie like "Another Day in Paradise" quietly while your mom sleeps in the other room? My husband and I feel like we are teenagers.
She spied my hubby's tattoo and questioned me. Only after I was putting a rhinestone star on my back.(More on this later) I'm convinced she thinks I have a tat somewhere.
We get weird looks when we drink beer. At least she doesn't see me doing any shots of whisky. That would not go over very well.
As for PA-the whole state is in a time warp. Some cities are stuck in the 1950's and others are blatantly in the 1880's!